A Day in the Life of a Pretentious Snob

Photo by Caleb Lucas

Every day, I put on my vintage button down shirt and a pair of skinny jeans, and I’m out the door to the local mom and pop coffee shop. Of course, I don’t take my car (although it is electric); instead I decide to single-handedly save the planet by riding my bike. Upon entering the laptop-filled coffee joint, I pick up my usual iced-soy-misto with an extra ¼ shot of espresso and a touch of light foam which I had…